About Joey

I believe you can never really know a person until you smell them. Until that day, you’ll just have to know that I like it when my ears vibrate in fun ways, and I like it when it’s time to eat. I don't eat small round things, and I don't eat big hairy things. I don’t like fancy pants and I don’t like ugly children. I only run when I need the toilet. If I could live anywhere, I’d live in a sock. Stay away from me if you’re itchy.

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Download: Bassnectar ft. Amp Live – Ugly

Download: Bassnectar ft. Amp Live – Ugly 1

Sure, there are alot of words that our sick pop culture has turned from negative to positive – sick, phat, wicked…But I always thought that ‘ugly’ should get the same treatment. “Yo man, did you try these fries? They’re straight ugly dogg.” “Yo check that honey! She uuuugl-y, ooh wee!” “I love my moms, man [...]

DJ Mikas Releases Timelapse Video for ‘Timezone’

DJ Mikas Releases Timelapse Video for ‘Timezone’ 0

So you loved Koyanisqatsi, but always thought Philip Glass’ score should be replaced with synth-heavy trance. Well, friend, you’re in luck, because the video to DJ Mikas’s new track, “Timezone,” uses the same timelapse technique made famous in Godfrey Reggio’s seminal documentary, but sets it to the sounds of Mikas’s latest banger. I mean, sure, [...]

Cedric Gervais – Miamication Podcast | Feb 2012

Cedric Gervais – Miamication Podcast | Feb 2012 0

Sure, I like crying during a set as much as the next man, but every now and then, I like to just cut loose and have some good ol’ fashioned fun. If you’re in that kind of mood, then I’d definitely suggest Cedric Gervais’s latest, which plays like a carnival of electro house, except instead [...]

DJNacht: Dennis Ferrer Kicked Off Decks

DJNacht: Dennis Ferrer Kicked Off Decks 94

It’s no secret I hate clubs. But every now and then, a certain club will go out of its way to turn that hatred from something I joke around about casually into something that has me ready to storm their guestlist with a neon-camouflaged militia. Today, my friends, is one of those days. That’s because, [...]

Review: Benga – I Will Never Change

Review: Benga – I Will Never Change 0

Geography’s a crazy thing, isn’t it? Say the word dubstep in the UK, and the first names that pop up in people’s heads will be Skream and Benga. Ask someone in the States, and they’ll say Skrillex. But the OGs of dubstep aren’t about to have the genre they helped invent ripped away from them. [...]

Out Now: Markus Schulz – Los Angeles ’12

Out Now: Markus Schulz – Los Angeles ’12 0

As if Los Angeles needed any help being cooler, Markus Schulz goes ahead and dedicates his latest compilation to the city that made self-absorption, drunk driving, and ODing at the Viper Room the phenomena they are today. I have to admit, though, that at first I was dismayed by the album notes, mostly because of [...]