About Joey

I believe you can never really know a person until you smell them. Until that day, you’ll just have to know that I like it when my ears vibrate in fun ways, and I like it when it’s time to eat. I don't eat small round things, and I don't eat big hairy things. I don’t like fancy pants and I don’t like ugly children. I only run when I need the toilet. If I could live anywhere, I’d live in a sock. Stay away from me if you’re itchy.

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Avicii Snubs Press at ‘Can U Feel It’ Premiere

Avicii Snubs Press at ‘Can U Feel It’ Premiere 0

So we’re at the Ultra film premiere last night, snapping pics, doing our thing. Tiesto came nice and early, took a good amount of photos, and was all smiles and Dutch-kindness. Carl Cox was joking around, hugging everyone, and getting his cheek-kiss on with JES. Come 8:15 PM, all the DJs were done, except one [...]

Markus Schulz Takes Over Space Miami

Markus Schulz Takes Over Space Miami 0

Miami means many things to many people. To coke fiends, it’s a white-gold mine. To melanoma, it’s a bronze-gold mine. To latino gangsters wearing too many chains, it’s a gold-gold mine. But to trance lovers, Miami means one thing – Markus Schulz. After reclaiming his famed residency at Space (which was voted #1 club in [...]