About Joey

I believe you can never really know a person until you smell them. Until that day, you’ll just have to know that I like it when my ears vibrate in fun ways, and I like it when it’s time to eat. I don't eat small round things, and I don't eat big hairy things. I don’t like fancy pants and I don’t like ugly children. I only run when I need the toilet. If I could live anywhere, I’d live in a sock. Stay away from me if you’re itchy.

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Cypress Hill & Rusko Premiere ‘Roll It Light It’ Video

Cypress Hill & Rusko Premiere ‘Roll It Light It’ Video 0

You always knew dubstep and hip hop would go together like caca and the pants from my elementary school uniforms, but you could never prove it. Well, let Rusko and Cypress Hill do the work for you with their new, hard-hitting track “Roll it Light it.” It’s a perfect match, with B-Real and Sen Dog [...]

Mat Zo – The Bipolar EP

Mat Zo – The Bipolar EP 0

There’s just something so sick about Mat Zo. In fact, it seems like no episode of Trance Around the World is complete without a Mat Zo banger or remix as of late, making him one of the fastest-rising electronic stars today. His latest hit, “Bipolar,” is so damn addictive, you’d think Anjunabeats partnered up with [...]

Nero Release Remix for Syndicate

Nero Release Remix for Syndicate 0

Looks like EA’s at it again. They already gave us dope tracks from Skrillex, Flux Pavillion, and Digatilism, but I guess they figured they needed all the hottest dubstep artists to drop tracks for them, so they got NERO to remix the Syndicate theme as well. Typical EA – they always have to have the [...]

Ultra Music Festival Releases Phase 2 of Line Up

Ultra Music Festival Releases Phase 2 of Line Up 0

Just when you think Ultra couldn’t get any sicker, they go ahead and launch Phase 2 and turn what was already the most intense line up of DJs ever into a list of people that, in all honesty, should probably just run the world. After all, when you have Cosmic Gate, Pierce Fulton, Martin Solveig, [...]

Day Dream with Sebastian Ingrosso

Day Dream with Sebastian Ingrosso 0

I caught Swedish House Mafia’s Masquerade Motel in Ibiza last summer, and let me tell you – it was a whole lot of fun. I think that’s what SHM does best, and a lot of that fun was because of Sebastian Ingrosso’s high energy and constant shout outs – “Ibizaaaaa!! We looovvve you!” was the [...]

Props Around the World for Above & Beyond

Props Around the World for Above & Beyond 0

Few groups inspire the sort of loyalty and devotion Above & beyond does – and it’s not hard to see why, considering they have the sort of love vibe that makes them the EDM equivalent of The Beatles. Every time I see them, my heart grows a little bigger (and most people don’t even think [...]

Flux Pavilion Remixes ‘Syndicate’ For EA Games 0

Video games and dubstep go together like crack and pipes – I mean, half the samples sound like they come from NES’ sound chip anyways (and if you don’t know what that means, you should probably stop reading). Perhaps as a result of the success Warner had promoting their Mortal Kombat reboot with the help [...]