Skrillex Set to Score ‘Spring Breakers’ Starring James Franco 0

by Joey • News • Tags: , , , , , ,


Let’s say someone asked you to make the ultimate college movie. First step would be to pick a theme – well, there’s no greater achievement or learning experience in a college student’s life than spring break, so let’s go with that. In fact, fuck it. Let’s make that the title. Now, we need to cast this bitch – let’s see, who do the kids like? Ooh James Franco played a lovable little dealer in Pineapple Express, why don’t we get him to play the same role. No wait that’s too obvious – let’s change pothead pot dealer to pothead rapper, and call it a lead. Throw in some Disney-stars-cum-cum-fodder (Vanessa Hudgens, that saucy little scamp) and the most fucked-up rapper not named Juicy J (my boy Gucci Mane) and you got yourself a hit.

Now, who would you get to score the whole brostravaganza? SOMEONE CALL 9-1-1 NOW! That’s right, dawg, if you didn’t think there was enough dubstep in party scenes and movie trailers, none other than Skrillex himself will be scoring Spring Breakers alongside Cliff Martinez. Harmony Korine’s directing, and the whole thing’s due in 2013. By the way – my favorite class in college was the bass, cuz I got mad props for droppin’ it.

Joey

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I believe you can never really know a person until you smell them. Until that day, you’ll just have to know that I like it when my ears vibrate in fun ways, and I like it when it’s time to eat. I don't eat small round things, and I don't eat big hairy things. I don’t like fancy pants and I don’t like ugly children. I only run when I need the toilet. If I could live anywhere, I’d live in a sock. Stay away from me if you’re itchy.

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